Ami Powell

“However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, "I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.”
― amy poehler, Yes Please

“I do believe in shooting the messenger.
You know why? Because it sends a message.”
― L.J. Smith, The Awakening / The Struggle

“Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“If you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose or else you're not worth forgiving.”
― L.J. Smith