Dana

“He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry