Nuno Fernandes

“Stressful jobs, loveless marriages, bad food-most people kill themselves slowly every day.”
― Arthur Nersesian, Mesopotamia

“The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their lives.”
― Arthur Nersesian, Manhattan Loverboy

“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.”
― Hank Moody

“I pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway air tastes of fumes, but it still feels goddamn good to breathe”
― Hank Moody, God Hates Us All