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“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
― Mark Twain

“He said that man’s heart was the only bad heart in the animal kingdom; that man was the only animal capable of feeling malice, envy, vindictiveness, revengefulness, hatred, selfishness, the only animal that loves drunkenness, almost the only animal that could endure personal uncleanliness and a filthy habitation, the sole animal in whom was fully developed the base instinct called patriotism, the sole animal that robs, persecutes, oppresses and kills members of his own tribe, the sole animal that steals and enslaves the members of any tribe.”
― Mark Twain, Autobiography of Mark Twain: The Complete and Authoritative Edition, Volume 1

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”
― Mark Twain

“Familiarity breeds contempt and children.”
― Mark Twain