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“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response”
― George Bernard Shaw

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
― Paul Keating

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
― Oscar Wilde (attributed to)