Jon Goranson

“Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“They used to call the devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be pride, you'd think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn't lie at all. He tells you the exact, literal truth. And he lets you find your own way to hell.”
― Mike Carey

“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“You should have seen the look on your skull...”
― Rich Burlew, The Order of the Stick: War and XPs