Carmella

“Get busy living or get busy dying.”
― Stephen King, Different Seasons

“Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.”
― Stephen King

“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to knock her out. I'm aiming to knock off her fucking head.”
― J.A. Konrath, Fuzzy Navel

“Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”
― J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour