Elizabeth

“The librarian thought the problem was just that the right books weren’t breeding with each other and proposed a forced mating program.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magician's Land

“I like dull. It lasts.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“... And totaly ordinary speaking horses.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magician's Land

“Half the mountains in the Northern Barrier Range had just erupted, blown their tops off like ripe pimples. She hadn’t even known they were volcanic, but now they were lobbing big seminal gobbets of lava all over their lower slopes, like a drunk prom queen puking on her dress. Shit was getting geological, yo.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magician's Land