Chad Garrett

“The smell of banks is always pleasing, don’t you think?” said Vetinari. “A mix of polish and ink and wealth.” “And ursery,” said Moist. “That would be cruelty to bears. You mean usury, I suspect.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“Look, just because a woman’s got no teeth doesn’t mean she’s wise. It might just mean she’s been stupid for a very long time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith