Tamsen Hodson

“It's hard to have a serious conversation with you when you're wearin' lighted cocks on your head."
AJ defiantly thrust out her chin and the penises bobbled. "We aren't having a conversation. You're give me tough-guy attitude. If you won't acknowledge me in public, you don't have the right to chastise me for anything I do in public or in private. And now you lost the right to do anything to me in private either, bucko."
"Quit bein' so goddamm childish."
Her eyes narrowed to silver slits. "Quit bein' such a goddamn dickhead."
"You're the one with dicks on your head, baby doll."
"Yeah? I can take mine off any old time I please, but you wear your dickhead like a second skin. Or should I say as a second foreskin?”
― Lorelei James, Cowgirl Up and Ride

“Depends on if this is an ass chewing session or a rational discussion. I've had enough shit flung at me today that I'm feeling like a monkey.”
― Lorelei James, Redneck Romeo

“You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up