Tamsen Hodson

“You looking for a firsthand demonstration of my heterosexual prowess, cowgirl? Because I'm more than up for a challenge.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Why the fuck would I marry you? I don't even like you.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Cam tried to listen to the heated exchange, but the
accusations flung back and forth had nothing to do with the
issue at hand: Opal Stancil smacking Ralph, her husband of
five decades, with her umbrella. Why Opal had an umbrella
handy when Crook County had suffered from severe drought
for the last ten years remained a mystery.”
― Lorelei James