Tamsen Hodson

“Cam tried to listen to the heated exchange, but the
accusations flung back and forth had nothing to do with the
issue at hand: Opal Stancil smacking Ralph, her husband of
five decades, with her umbrella. Why Opal had an umbrella
handy when Crook County had suffered from severe drought
for the last ten years remained a mystery.”
― Lorelei James

“You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up