Jen Tormeno

“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“Spitters are Quitters”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks