Brian Mulhall

“Tiffany read the sign and smiled. “Aha,” she said. There was nothing to knock on, so she added “Knock, knock” in a louder voice. A woman’s voice from within said: “Who’s there?” “Tiffany,” said Tiffany. “Tiffany who?” said the voice. “Tiffany who isn’t trying to make a joke.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I’m going. You cannot fool me any more.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“Nynaeve shook her head. She supposed it was one way to find money for the poor. Simply rob anyone who was not poor. Of course, that would just make everyone poor in the end, but it might work for a time. She wondered if Uno and Ragan knew the whole of it. People who claimed they were collecting money to help others often had a way of letting a good bit stick in their own pockets, or else they liked the power that spreading it about gave them, liked it far too much. She had better feeling for the man who freely gave one copper from his own purse than for the fellow who wrested a gold crown from someone else’s.”
― Robert Jordan, The Fires of Heaven

“Is there any me at all? Or do my thoughts just dream of me?”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men