Annulain

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”
― Mark Twain

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain