Natalie

“By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.”
― Michael Buckley, The Problem Child

“I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it."
"Oh yeah, when?"
"I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.”
― Michael Buckley, The Everafter War

“Unfortunately, loving someone doesn't obligate them to love you back”
― J. Matthew Nespoli

“So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty."
Henry turned pale and stammered.
Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.”
― Michael Buckley