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“Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I got! I love having new notebooks and stuff!

Calvin:All I've got to say is they're not making me learn any foreign languages. If English is good enough for me, then by golly, it's good enough for the rest of the world! Everyone should just speak English or shut up, that's what I say!

Susie: You should maybe check the chemical content of your breakfast cereal.”
― Bill Watterson, The Revenge of the Baby-Sat

“You know, maybe we don't need enemies."
"Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“Elegance is achieved when, having discarded all superfluous things, we discover simplicity and concentration.”
― Paulo Coelho, Manuscript Found in Accra

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat