Eva Wallgren

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
― Groucho Marx

“Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.”
― Mae West

“Others with names like myths, names like puzzles, names we had never heard before: Virgilio, Balamugunthan, Faheem, Abdulrahman, Aziz, Baako, Dae-Hyun, Ousmane, Kimatsu. When it was hard to say the many strange names, we called them by their countries.
So how on earth do you do this, Sri Lanka?
Mexico, are you coming or what?
Is it really true you sold a kidney to come to America, India?
Guys, just give Tshaka Zulu a break, the guy is old, I'm just saying.
We know you despise this job, Sudan, but deal with it, man.
Come, Ethiopia, move, move, move; Israel, Kazakhstn, Niger, brothers, let's go!”
― NoViolet Bulawayo, We Need New Names