Jennifer Ingram

“Wesley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Wesley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“I look like the girl next door—if you happen to live next to an amusement park.” ~Dolly Parton”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“Lincoln was not great because he was born in a cabin, but because he got out of it.” ~James Truslow Adams”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens

“If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent.” ~Kelly Oxford”
― J.C. McKenzie, Conspiracy of Ravens