Pam

“There’s a short circuit between my brain and my tongue, thus “Leave me the fuck alone” comes out as “Well, maybe. Sure. I guess I can see your point.”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.

“a new group, flexitarians, who eat meat if not too many people are watching.”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

“Their house had real hard-cover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.

“In the beginning, I was put off by the harshness of German. Someone would order a piece of cake, and it sounded as if it were an actual order, like, 'Cut the cake and lie facedown in that ditch between the cobbler and the little girl'.”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.