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“As long as she was falling in love with me, I might as well start making her promises I didn't intend to keep.”
― Michael Chabon, Wonder Boys

“Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.'

'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

“So you keep your ocean, I'll take the Lake.”
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave