Alexa

“Kappa are proud and stubborn, but also fiercely honorable; they never break a promise. Kappa will eat almost anything, but they are particularly fond of two foods: cucumbers and raw innards—particularly human anuses. Interactions:”
― Matthew Meyer, The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons: A Field Guide to Japanese Yokai

“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Babi (alt. spelling Baba) is a bloodthirsty Baboon God.”
― Patrick Auerbach, Egyptian Gods: The Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Egypt

“Noise harms your body and boils your brain. The word "noise" derives from the Latin word nausea.”
― Michael Finkel, The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit