Suzanne Routhier

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thud!