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“CUSTOMER: Do you have security cameras in here? BOOKSELLER: Yes. CUSTOMER: Oh. (customer slides a book out from inside his jacket and places it back on the shelf)”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
“Customer: Where are your fictional novels?”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
“Customer: I'm looking for a book for my son. He's six.
Bookseller: How about this one - it's about-
Customer: Yeah, whatever, I'll take it.”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
Bookseller: How about this one - it's about-
Customer: Yeah, whatever, I'll take it.”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
“CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a biography to read that’s really interesting. Could you recommend one?
BOOKSELLER: Sure. What books have you read and liked?
CUSTOMER: Well, I really loved Mein Kampf.
BOOKSELLER: . . .
CUSTOMER: Loved is probably not the right word.
BOOKSELLER: No. Probably not.
CUSTOMER: Liked, is probably better. Yes. Liked. I liked it a lot.
BOOKSELLER: . . .”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
BOOKSELLER: Sure. What books have you read and liked?
CUSTOMER: Well, I really loved Mein Kampf.
BOOKSELLER: . . .
CUSTOMER: Loved is probably not the right word.
BOOKSELLER: No. Probably not.
CUSTOMER: Liked, is probably better. Yes. Liked. I liked it a lot.
BOOKSELLER: . . .”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
Lisa’s 2025 Year in Books
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