To the reader who insisted she didn’t fall for brooding giants. Then you locked eyes with the human battering ram. Good luck surviving him, flower girl.
“Helllllll-o. Loook who’s back. He’s staring at you. Wait. No, he’s smoldering at you. No, that’s eye fucking. Jesus.”
― Mercy
― Mercy
“Yeah, about a guy who was jogging by you this morning. You said his penis was swaying like the wrecking ball in Miley Cyrus’s music video and he needed to wear man panties rather than free-ballin’ it.”
― Three Blind Dates
― Three Blind Dates
“To everyone who dreamed of being kidnapped by the devil. Because we’re fucked up like that. Embrace your darkness.”
― Rejected
― Rejected
“What I feel for you is debilitating and terrifying and exhilarating…and the best thing to ever happen to me. You are the best thing to ever happen to me. And, if you only ever believe one thing I’ve told you, then believe this; if I could love someone, then it would be you, Daisy. A million times over, it would be you.”
― Unsuitable
― Unsuitable
“Men say they love a strong woman, right up until they meet one.”
― Carnal Urges
― Carnal Urges
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