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David Sedaris
“He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. "This shit’s like making love in a canoe."
"Excuse me?"
"It’s fucking near water.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Steve  Martin
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad
“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
Tina Fey, Bossypants

David Sedaris
“I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
David Sedaris, Naked

David Sedaris
“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
David Sedaris

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Chad
1,388 books | 269 friends

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183 books | 77 friends

Lauren
592 books | 147 friends

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3,132 books | 158 friends

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224 books | 100 friends

Iliana
456 books | 293 friends

Stacey
68 books | 88 friends

Joel
136 books | 93 friends

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