Caitlin Strozewski

“I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“My mom’s a doctor, but because she came from India and then Africa, where childhood obesity was not a problem, she put no premium on having skinny kids. In fact, she and my dad didn’t mind having a chubby daughter. Part of me wonders if it even made them feel a little prosperous, like Have you seen our overweight Indian child? Do you know how statistically rare this is?”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“So, with my zit throbbing like a nightclub, I went to the interview.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my life. It was a staircase for killing someone and making it seem like an accident.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?