Bethany Ainsworth

“One of these days, I would love to exit a world without being pursued by an angry mob.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“I'd been chased by Valkyries. I'd been chased by elves with firearms. I'd been chased by dwarves with a tank. Now, lucky me, I got to be chased by giants with giant bowling balls.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“I imagined the neighbors stopping by to borrow a socket wrench, or take an order for Girl Scout cookies, or murder someone.”
― Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy

“I remembered how guest rights worked from our last time in Jotunheim. If you made it inside the house and claimed you were a guest, supposedly the host couldn't kill you. Of course, when we'd tried that before, we ended slaughtering an entire giant family after they attempted to squash us like bugs, but it had all been done with the utmost courtesy.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor