Emily

“The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them.
It’s for their own good.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Twenties Girl

“I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin