Christopher Battle

“little suspicious.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“BIG MAC attack!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star

“Anne. It’s true that they seem younger than Claudia and me (they don’t care much about clothes or boys yet—although Kristy did just go to her first dance), and Mary Anne is unbelievably shy, and Kristy’s sort of a tomboy. But they’re my friends, and I belong with them. Which is more than I can say about certain traitors I left behind in New York. “All right, here’s one plan,” Kristy was saying. “It’s a school afternoon. Mrs. Newton realizes that it’s time to go to the hospital. She calls Mr. Newton or a cab or whatever, then calls us, and one of us goes to stay with Jamie.” “What if we’re all busy?” I asked. “Hmm,” said Kristy. “Maybe from now on, one of us should be free each afternoon so Mrs. Newton will be guaranteed a baby-sitter. It will be a special service for her, since the Newtons are such good customers.”
― Ann M. Martin, The Truth About Stacey

“Knock…knock Who is there? He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named who? I cannot say who and that is the entire point.”
― Ezekiel Gaumond, HARRY POTTER JOKES: More powerful than the Rictusempra charm