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Justin Halpern
“I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
tags: humor

Justin Halpern
“You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry..”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

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