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“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
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“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
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“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
― Brain Droppings
― Brain Droppings
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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Andre’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Andre’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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