Erin Greeno

“Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked.

"Not right now."

"There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected.

I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!"

Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Pleasures

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”
― Molly Harper

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”
― Janet Evanovich