Randi Tallman

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
― Stephen Colbert

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

“It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

“People go on about the first time being important, but it's the second time that really matters. Or the second person, anyway.”
― Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down