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“You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they'll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.”
― George R. R. Martin

“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Aš negalėjau padaryti iš jos žmogaus, nes ji buvo žmogus.”
― Jaroslavas Melnikas, Maša, arba Postfašizmas

“I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience".”
― Andy Weir, The Martian