Emma

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde