Sameen Hassan

“Our little satellite reached Mars because it was called MOM. If it was called DAD, it would still be circling the Earth, lost, but not willing to ask for directions.”
― Twinkle Khanna, Mrs Funnybones: She's just like You and a lot like Me

“Menstruating doesn’t cause pickles to spoil, temples to collapse or food to rot, nor is it contagious, though it would be rather nice to infect the male population with this so-called ‘curse’ for a month or two, just to sit back and view what I am sure would be a highly entertaining spectacle.”
― Twinkle Khanna, Mrs Funnybones: She's just like You and a lot like Me

“Life is full of contradictions. We crave security and independence in equal measures.”
― Twinkle Khanna, Mrs Funnybones: She's just like You and a lot like Me

“After fourteen years of matrimony, I have discovered that hoping your other half telepathically reads your mind only leads to someone wanting to punch the other one in the face.”
― Twinkle Khanna, Mrs Funnybones: She's just like You and a lot like Me