Gareth Park

“Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them.
"OK lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"
The best plans are the simplest ones ...”
― Terry Prachett

“Crivens!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“Waily-Waily!”
― Terry Pratchett

“An' things ha' come to a pretty pass, ye ken, if people are going to leave stuff like that aroound where innocent people could accidentally smash the door doon and lever the bars aside and take the big chain off'f the cupboard and pick the lock and drink it!”
― Terry Prachett