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“And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!”
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“Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”
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Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”
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“Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
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Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
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“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
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“I'll teach you to kick me...'
You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”
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You don't need to teach me--I already know how!”
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