Dorrit

“Oh, here’s something fun—I don’t care what diet you’re on or what herbal supplements you take. If they work for you, I’m happy. I don’t know if it’s something about me, or if people walk around just dispensing unfounded medical advice to everyone they’ve ever met with a health issue, but more often than I’m comfortable with, some asshole with a high school diploma wants to sit me down and talk at me about how they can cure my wretched-gut disease.”
― Samantha Irby, We Are Never Meeting in Real Life.

“And the cripple said intensely: 'A body always has the ideal it deserves, That ideal of a stone- if I may say so, you'd have to have a demigod's body to sustain it.”
― Albert Camus, A Happy Death

“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.”
― Kevin Hart, I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons

“Not being able to deal with your life is humiliating. It makes you feel weak. And if you’re African-American and female, not only are you expected to be resilient enough to just take the hits and keep going, but if you can’t, you’re a Black Bitch with an Attitude. You’re not mentally ill; you’re ghetto.”
― Samantha Irby, We Are Never Meeting in Real Life.