Cliff

“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had to be that night. It was sort of like that big public speaking engagement you're dreading, and you just want it to be over so you can stop worrying about it.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“See? I can feed a lot of you to yourself if you keep wanting to act this way.”
― Tim Miller, Dollhouse

“problematic. Yes, if you're brave, determined, strong, and a little insane, you too can construct a zombie raft. I'm”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“What was he supposed to do besides break the living room window? Stand outside whacking off while she grabbed a cell phone and called for help?”
― Jeff Strand, Faint of Heart