Cliff

“I'm not sure when "destruction" officially becomes a "rampage," but when that vampire started kicking down the buildings next to the police station I decided that we had a good old fashioned rampage on our hands.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“Hansel and Gretel had breadcrumbs, she had plastic spiders. Worst-case scenario, she could find her way back by following the trail of dead birds that had choked on them.”
― Jeff Strand, Faint of Heart

“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had to be that night. It was sort of like that big public speaking engagement you're dreading, and you just want it to be over so you can stop worrying about it.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“Either way, it fucking sucked. Either way, I was fucked. Either way, it fucking sucked that I was fucked.”
― Jeff Menapace, Hair of the Bitch