Cliff

“Either way, it fucking sucked. Either way, I was fucked. Either way, it fucking sucked that I was fucked.”
― Jeff Menapace, Hair of the Bitch

“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had to be that night. It was sort of like that big public speaking engagement you're dreading, and you just want it to be over so you can stop worrying about it.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“Grounding you obviously don't work. Neither does taking away your allowance. I guess the only punishment that'll teach you a good enough lesson is if you sleep with Gramma's corpse tonight.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“You will not meet him but he will save your life over and over just by imagining himself dead.”
― Sam Pink, Hurt Others