Cliff

“it’s crazy to think he wouldn’t call the police. But I despise him. I don’t care how irrational it is; if my mind worked normally, I wouldn’t have killed eight people for the fun of it.”
― Jeff Strand, Stalking You Now

“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had to be that night. It was sort of like that big public speaking engagement you're dreading, and you just want it to be over so you can stop worrying about it.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“I learn more from books than from people”
― William Sleator, The Beasties

“I'm doing this because I'm insane. Doesn't my mad cackle make me sound insane?”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue