Cliff

“See? I can feed a lot of you to yourself if you keep wanting to act this way.”
― Tim Miller, Dollhouse

“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had to be that night. It was sort of like that big public speaking engagement you're dreading, and you just want it to be over so you can stop worrying about it.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“I'm not sure when "destruction" officially becomes a "rampage," but when that vampire started kicking down the buildings next to the police station I decided that we had a good old fashioned rampage on our hands.”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“problematic. Yes, if you're brave, determined, strong, and a little insane, you too can construct a zombie raft. I'm”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue