Jane

“You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.”
― Ellen Degeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding