Hannah Robins

“Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret

“Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets).”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“But for the rest of us, cool has a shelf life. If you’re a quarterback in high school, you’re cool. But ten years later, working as a sullen bouncer at the only nightclub in town, your “cool” is on life support. Which is why so many young girls who never said no end up with losers in pants hanging below their asses and no known income to speak of. These cads were charming in high school; now they’re as useless as shoulder pads on a snake.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites.”
― Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You