Joe Robles

“I hate lending, or borrowing—if you want me to read a book, tell me about it, or buy me a copy outright. Your loaned edition sits in my house like a real grievance. And in lieu of lending books, I buy extra copies of those I want to give away, which gives me the added pleasure of buying books I love again and again.” --Jonathan Lethem”
― Leah Price

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand