Paul B

“There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's”
― Half Man Half Biscuit

“They say having a child is like having your heart walk around outside your body.”
― Cookie Hiponia Everman, We Belong

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“You’re better off eating the real thing in moderation than bingeing on “lite” food products packed with sugars and salt.”
― Michael Pollan, Food Rules: An Eater's Manual