Cindy Deleo

“What did Dom Perignon say to fellow monks after he invented champagne? ... Come quickly, I am tasting the stars.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy.
2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change.
3. You don't want to go to jail.
4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.
5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.
6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!”
― Jimmy Buffett, Tales from Margaritaville