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What no one tells you is that the road to accomplishing your goals isn’t a straight line; it looks more like a corn maze. You stopped, you went, you backed up, and took a few wrong turns along the way, but the important thing you had to
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“Seriously, just pretend I'm not here." He walks us into the kitchen and bends to look in
refrigerator, making me grip tighter. He fills a glass and
I press my ear to his neck to listen to him swallow I tighten my legs around him, and he slides a hand to my butt and squeezes it once in a friendly way. Then he gives it a slap. "Ow, what's in your pocket?"
"Oh." I remember now and feel like a nerd. I slither down to my feet. "It's nothing." "It hurt my hand." He pulls the lumpy shape out of my pocket and cranes to see what he's found. "It's a Smurf. Of course. What else would you fill your pockets
with? Why does it have a bow on it?" "I have, like, ten of him. It's Grouchy Smurf.”
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refrigerator, making me grip tighter. He fills a glass and
I press my ear to his neck to listen to him swallow I tighten my legs around him, and he slides a hand to my butt and squeezes it once in a friendly way. Then he gives it a slap. "Ow, what's in your pocket?"
"Oh." I remember now and feel like a nerd. I slither down to my feet. "It's nothing." "It hurt my hand." He pulls the lumpy shape out of my pocket and cranes to see what he's found. "It's a Smurf. Of course. What else would you fill your pockets
with? Why does it have a bow on it?" "I have, like, ten of him. It's Grouchy Smurf.”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
― Compound 26
― Compound 26
“I was going to murder his ass. One day. One day long after I quit, so no one would suspect me.”
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
“Marriage is one of the last ancient rites of civiliza tion, I guess. Everyone wants someone who loves them so much they'd wear a gold ring. You know, to show everyone else their heart is taken.”
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“Take the hoodie off. Please. I'll only look with my eyes
He puts his finger on the zip, and I bite my lip. Then he zips it up to his neck as high as it will go, and I howl.
"Drink your tea, you little pervert.”
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He puts his finger on the zip, and I bite my lip. Then he zips it up to his neck as high as it will go, and I howl.
"Drink your tea, you little pervert.”
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