Celine Parker

“I can’t find a goddamn fucking job and I’m too fat to be a stripper,” I said as I polished off a stale croissant.”
― Lena Dunham, Not That Kind of Girl: A young woman tells you what she's "learned"

“How is your love life, Minz?” she would ask hungrily, hoping to be entertained by raunchy details.
I had none. “Um, you know. So hard to meet guys,” I answered vaguely, hoping my lack of a sex life would seem mysterious and not pathetic.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“I didn't drink in the essence of the classroom. I didn't take legible notes or dance all night. I thought I would marry my boyfriend and grow old and sick of him. I thought I would keep my friends, and we'd make different, new memories. None of that happened. Better things happened.”
― Lena Dunham, Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"

“I've never wanted to be with women so much as I wanted to be them: there are women whose career arc excites me, whose ease of expression is impressive, whose mastery of party banter has bee simultaneously hostile and rapt.”
― Lena Dunham, Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"