Stefanie

“My rule is “Enjoy the non-shitty things now because shitty things are coming.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Also, why did Mary Poppins even need such a huge bag if it’s magically designed to fit everything? Seriously. I’m guessing that Mary asked for a magic pocket and the wizards were like, “What, like a dude? Nah. I don’t think so, lady. You’ll get a purse.” Those guys were motherfuckers.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Jesus gave me this book when he was done with it, saying, “You have got to read this shit, Kevin. It’s fucking fantastic.” Jesus is terrible with names. —ERNEST HEMINGWAY”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“You know, despite all my world-weariness and cynicism, I think I've always believed that there is one person in the universe for whom you are truly meant - and the fact that sometimes there are two or even more people on the earth you can fall in love with really bothers me. It suggests that if you work hard you can be meant for anyone.”
― Daniel Handler, The Basic Eight