Stephanie

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
― Hoban "Wash" Washburne

“Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
― Joss Whedon

“That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain.

Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. (to Inara) Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.”
― Joss Whedon

“One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.”
― Victor Borge