Gail Willden

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
― Stephen Fry

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“Think before you speak. Read before you think.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.”
― William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor