“...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since.”
― Sins of the Fathers
― Sins of the Fathers
“Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.”
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“Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.”
― Shadow Games
― Shadow Games
“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Guards! Guards!
― Guards! Guards!
Jeff’s 2025 Year in Books
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